party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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