Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
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I understand why you refuse to be sober now
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
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should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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