Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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