She went from zero to smokin in five shots
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
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You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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