You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Randomize