its not stalking. its research.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
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Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
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she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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