Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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