I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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