just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
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You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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