Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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