She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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