I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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