There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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