well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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