My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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