I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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