Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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