its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
True strength comes from lack of pants
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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