IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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