I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Randomize
