i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
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Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
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The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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