i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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