I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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