Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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