Where is the hickey?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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