oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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