do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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