Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
