Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
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Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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