I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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