I just cut my nipple shaving
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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