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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Are you guys doing anything tonight?

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  Krysta

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  time to smoke my breakfast

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• (518): View more from New York

  4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?

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• (435): View more from Utah

  Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?

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• (310): View more from California

  Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...

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