I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?