we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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