Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
