I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
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I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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