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I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
FUCK WHALES
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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