he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
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Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
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So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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