Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize