if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
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So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
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I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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