You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
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How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
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you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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