You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
the raccoons are back...
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