I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
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I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.