I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
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So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
You may now shotgun with the bride
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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