We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.