glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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