I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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