Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
there was a trapeze. enough said
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Drunk is not a location!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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