and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
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