I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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