im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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