awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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