I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
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I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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