I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Randomize
