I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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