We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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