I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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