in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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